remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
girls are amazing
me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up
MY ANACONDA DONT
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
The world needs more people like Cole Sprouse
fucking thank you
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.