It only costs $0.00 to keep it real





surprisebitch:

gf: babe come over

bf: i cant, im in the city hall to submit some very important documents

gf: im off my period

bf:

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cleffairie:

my little brother jonny walks around in this batman costume all day….he fell asleep in it last night 😂

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m4ge:

INCORRECT

m4ge:

INCORRECT





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ancestor:

I can’t do this

ancestor:

I can’t do this

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iamscienceside:

musicsigns:

iamscienceside

*scientific meltdown*

iamscienceside:

musicsigns:

iamscienceside

*scientific meltdown*














LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BU





automatically:

when your parents cancel your plans and you’re like “fine”

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falloutbong:

i went on my mums facebook page and thats my dad sticking a golf club up his boss’ ass but i think my favourite part is my mums comment 





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