lion:

J’S ON MY FEET

lion:

J’S ON MY FEET

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”





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# t




dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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legalmexican:

When your mom lets you stay home on half days

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg





carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER




to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.

to-b-or-not-221b:

This is the best thing I have heard all week.









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